Boobs no Boobs

Here's Cory or shall I type Courtney. This is just tooooooooooo much to speak on. But I must say that's one hell of a wonder bra or whatever it is. This time I will commend you on the AWESOME tuck job.

What In The Sam Hell Is This????

These 2 pictures are of the same person. Yes he(Cory) was born a male however, he likes to dress up and fool men into thinking he's a girl going by the name (Courtney)

I want all my readers to look at the second picture and tell me what is wrong with it? Besides the fact he's a male in girl's clothes, there is something oddly WRONG.

Ugly Award Of The Week

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN FROM MOCOSPACE BUT THEY LOOK ALIKE

Ever seen someone so ugly you’re lost for words. Well I am at that point with this picture above. This is the first time I have been speechless when looking at an ugly person. For anyone who can tell me if this is Brett Michaels or just an ugly ass broad. I will give them a free pass on being on my blog. Alternatively, you can just send me more people with ugly faces to yousureisugly@yahoo.com. You will remain anonymous.

Ugly Celebrity Kids

The beautiful people don't always have beautiful offspring. It's probably some sort of weird genetic canceling-out or something. Until the age of designer babies, getting pregnant will continue to be a real crapshoot.

Rumer Willis

Alexa Ray Joel

Henry and Johan Klum

Princess Tiaamii

Sadie Sandler

Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur

Ugly Award Of The Week

Pictured above is Tamara Webb from New Albany, Ohio. She is not only unattactive but also dumb.  You guys know the saying "dumb blonde"? Well she took that title and ran with it. Now I understand why her boyfriend keeps dumping her. By the way, Tamara did you write the letter why won't he marry me?? Sounds like you to a tee. Anyways, beauty is in the eye of the beholder well this motherfucker must be blind.


Please send ugly pictures and their information along with what else make her/him ugly to yousureisugly@yahoo.com

Letter From a Follower ( Why Won't He Marry Me)

Hello Steamboat,



I love your site and read it everyday from my desk at work, you guys keep me cracking up!! I have an issue with my boyfriend that I’d like to share with your readers to gain a better perspective on things. Me and my boyfriend have been together for a little more than three and a half years. We’re both in our 30’s he’s 37 and I’m 34. And I truly love my man, I really do, he was supportive of my finishing school and he’s a really good guy who makes a disconcerted effort to do the right thing and makes me feel secure in our relationship. When we met he was just a little more than a year fresh out of a divorce from an eight year marriage. He and his ex-wife have two kids and he’s a great father to his kids but when we first got together, him and his ex were on terrible terms. I encouraged him to repair his communication with her because, coming from a broken household myself, I didn’t want his kids to continuously witness them at each others throats. He says he’s grateful for my understanding and that he would never have made those changes if I had not made mention of my concerns. But here we are, almost four years into our relationship and I want to be his wife and have at least one child with him. I’m 34, I’m not getting any younger and I’m ready to take these steps but whenever I talk about marriage and kids he avoids the subject. I don’t believe in shacking up but he convinced me to try him and we’ve been living together for about 6 months and I truly enjoy coming home to him, cooking for him and sharing my life with him. But I really want to get married and it just seems like a topic that is off limits. Other than me wanting him to put a ring on it, I have no complaints, like I said he’s a good man and we’ve built a strong foundation but my biological clock is ticking, lol. I want to get married and he seems content. Please be nice Steamboaters what should I do?

Yours truely,
Marry Me :)
 
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Can’t get a man to marry me,



Well let me start with a thank you for writing me. In addition, here is the reason to why he will not marry you. He is just not that into you. He has you where he wants you cooking, cleaning, and sexing him without giving you the ring. I suggest you take a pot of hot grits to his back to get his mind right. Once again thanks for being a fan.

Ghetto Hair Salons

 Ever been to a ghetto ass hair salon? Well I have this past Friday(pictured above is not the salon I went to). Nonetheless, the one I was in was hoodratish and ghetto. I go in 2 hours early why? Because the hair stylist told me to come in early because she had many clients that day. I go there sit for an hour or so she washes my hair blah blah yada yada. Get to the chair and she is working on 4 HEADS at once I made 5. I'm like ok  this is going to be fun. More blah blah blah yada yada yada.  *sighs* then some song comes on the radio and mind you readers she's working on 5 heads. The whole freaking staff stop doing what they are there to do and start to DANCE yes DANCE I was looking around like is this shit real???? My guess it was because some of the clients started to dance as well.  Long story short my hair came out fabolous and since it did I am now stuck going to the ghetto ass salon.  The moral of the story is if you see a stylist working on 5 heads at once and 4 of them have colorful weaves RUN LIKE HELL....

Letter From A Follower

Dear Steamboat Mcfibbins,


I am probably the first man to write in to your site but I can’t really talk to my boys about the subject at hand. I have a history of sleeping with women that one of my boys (from the second grade) had eyes for. I know it’s not right and gone out of my way to correct my behavior because I value our friendship. Boys before breezys. He’s got this chick he’s been with for a while now( he’s talking marriage) and lately she’s been making passes at me. Over the Thanksgiving holiday, we were in my kitchen and she got too close and rubbed her booty on me. I know she did it on purpose and I don’t know if it was because she had been drinking, but even when she’s sober, she be giving me that “look” and talking slick on the low. I want to tell my boy that she’s scandalous but I have such a crazy past as it relates to women with him. My question is, do I say something to her? Do I say something to him? Or do I let it ride?


Dear Rayray Junebug Jenkins Johnson,

 Thanks for sending in your letter, I have no advice for you  wait, I think you should tell your friend about his girlfriend after you sleep with her. This maybe a test from him to see how loyal you are. It's ho's before bros  and since she's making passes at you.  On the other hand, this may not be a test  and he kills you. Well sucks to be you.

Peace & Hair Grease
Steamboat

Ugly Award Of The Week

This is Carrie Datkuliak; she is the winner of this week’s “Ugly Ass Person Award.” We will be sending her a year supply of fix-a-face and the NY Times bestseller “You Are Ugly Embrace the Ugliness” If any of you know a fellow ugly that can use a pick me up please send their information to: Yousureisugly@yahoo.com

Why Do Fat People Smell

Bigger people tend to sweat more due to having extra skin which folds over the other skin and produces sweat in between the folds. When sweat gets trapped it only keeps getting hotter due to moisture and wetness. This brings on the smell. They also have a problem getting every part of their bodies washed well due to being overweight.

Things I Hate

1. Stupid People
2. Liars ( you don't have to lie to kick it)
3. Very obese people
4. Drunk Drivers
5. People who like to hug for no reason
6. People who can rap/sing a song but cannot spell for shit.
7. When people want me to say I'm sorry for being blunt.
8. When people ask dumb questions
9. Slow walkers and or drivers. Move it granny!
10. People who do not have manners. Picking boogers is not cool!
11. People who breathe on the phone. Did I call you to just breathe?
12. People who think I am a therapist and can solve your problems. Newsflash: I have my own
13. Rappers/gold grills and ebonics. Just becuase you can say what's up? doesn't mean your hip and cool!
14. Did I mention stupid people? Oh well Stupid people
15. Dirty Kitchen Floors
16. Feminists. Yeah so what some guy banged you out and left, that's why it's called a one night stand
17. Dirty feet
18. Waiters that say " wow you guys ate fast"
19. PETA. So what if I want to eat meat and wear fur I paid for it suckas!
20. Stupid people, stupid people, stupid people oh and Tammy.