Letter From A Follower

Dear Steamboat Mcfibbins,


I am probably the first man to write in to your site but I can’t really talk to my boys about the subject at hand. I have a history of sleeping with women that one of my boys (from the second grade) had eyes for. I know it’s not right and gone out of my way to correct my behavior because I value our friendship. Boys before breezys. He’s got this chick he’s been with for a while now( he’s talking marriage) and lately she’s been making passes at me. Over the Thanksgiving holiday, we were in my kitchen and she got too close and rubbed her booty on me. I know she did it on purpose and I don’t know if it was because she had been drinking, but even when she’s sober, she be giving me that “look” and talking slick on the low. I want to tell my boy that she’s scandalous but I have such a crazy past as it relates to women with him. My question is, do I say something to her? Do I say something to him? Or do I let it ride?


Dear Rayray Junebug Jenkins Johnson,

 Thanks for sending in your letter, I have no advice for you  wait, I think you should tell your friend about his girlfriend after you sleep with her. This maybe a test from him to see how loyal you are. It's ho's before bros  and since she's making passes at you.  On the other hand, this may not be a test  and he kills you. Well sucks to be you.

Peace & Hair Grease
Steamboat